There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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