you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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