this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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