Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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