champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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