YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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