i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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