I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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