I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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