if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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