Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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