i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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