he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
zippers are such a cool invention
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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