did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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