I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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