Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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