Don't make out with my wife yet
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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