You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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