Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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