ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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