Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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