Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The air was thick with penises
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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