i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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