i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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