Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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