you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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