Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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