you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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