Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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