At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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