Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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