i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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