FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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