what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Do plants get herpes?
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