we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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