we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Text me some of your sweat
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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