he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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