Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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