She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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