She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
God I need to hump something, right now.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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