Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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