the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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