i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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