He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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