she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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