Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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