what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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