her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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