And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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