Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't want my vagina anymore.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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