honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
