Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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