I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Man, jail baloney is awful.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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