just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Barsexuality is the new black.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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