It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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