how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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